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30.09.2002 Attack of the munchkin people

Eating: Kit Kat's

Drinking: Always Coca Cola
Listening: Offspring - walla walla Guess what? go on, guess… i said guess! no… i'm not HAVING a sex change! Give up? Alright then… I'm going to Barbados in December!

Not really sure if i want to, but the girlfreind has twisted my arm INTO going… so i guess thats it then… ah well a week in the sun won't hurt will it? I week of drinking rum non stop probably will though!

My hairs gone back to green now… i was going to dye it blue, but for some reason the blue hair dye wouldnt stick to my hair… ah well… i like green!

Anyways… i'm really busy at the mo, redecorating my room (ironically i'm painting it blue… it used to be green!) so i'll love you and leave you!

Laterzz

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27.09.2002 Blue Dezire?

Eating: Cheese n ham sandwich FROM paisleys in worcs
Drinking: too much choclate milkshake!

Listening: Starry Eyed Surprise - Oakenfold I'm sitting here on a kinda chocolate high at the moment, after consuming 4 chocolate milkshakes (the big pint bottle ones). I'm starting to feel a little bit sick, and regretting being such a greedy b*stard!

I tried to dye my hair blue last night, but it didnt really go to plan because i didnt wash the bleach out properly, so the dye didnt stick. So i'm sat here with bleached blonde hair… not me at all!

Before the incident with the hair me rich n steph went for a few bevvies in droitwich… you know the routine… couple of pubs, couple of beers. Steph was bragging how i was a crap drinker cos i prefer lager to bitter… Then she went on to say how much better than me she was cos i've never finished a pint of guiness (cos it tastes like crap, and the one time i tried it it was free!), so i went up to the bar, got her a pint of the black stuff and mocked her until she finished every last drop… it took her about an hour, but she got there eventually!

I have an urge to redesign this website in preperation of my hair colour change…. maybe get bluedezire.com i dont think i will tho, cos i much prefer being green, and i'll probably go back to it after a week or so!

Only 6 days left until i get my new headlights, fog lights and suspension on my 206! woooo… exciting huh?

Hmmm starting to feel a bit like i'm gonna spew now. Remind me not to drink so much chocolate milkshake in future!

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25.09.2002 Pulp Fiction Quiz

Heh heh heh heh

. An Elvis man, you like you women dangerous and your steaks bloody. You often get wrapped up in landscapes and fail to realize the danger you put yourself into. Don't get cocky, and don't get caught. It might be good to lay off the drugs every once in a while. Just a suggestion. Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are you? quiz.

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23.09.2002 Day Trippin'

Eating: Pro Plus
Drinking: Red Bull

Listening: She F*cking hates me - Puddle of Mudd Aint it just great being young and free?

8:30pm Saturday night: Me and steph were out walking the dog… just walking and talking as you do, and we got on to the subject of memories of our holiday in weymouth a few months back, Steph said, i'd love to go back there, and i don't know exactly why… but i said, we can… tonight… so we did!

By 11:20pm we were sat in the hotel bar, getting drunk, it was a mad drive down but well worth it. I was knackered FROM the drive so we had an early-ish night (well, it was gone 12, but you know what i mean!)

After HAVING a full english, for breakfast, We spent most of sunday just chilling on the beach. We took the dog with us, so i took her for a swim in the sea, but she was more interested in chasing a greyhound, who was twice her size around the beach!!

Left the hotel at about 8pm sunday night, and got home again for about 11pm. Last night i stayed at steph's which is pretty unusual, and just as i'd got to sleep i was woken by some *major* vibrations… Thats right, England got hit with an earthquake! It was about 1am, and i was sleeping soundly, when suddenly the whole bloody room rattled and woke me up! It was only about 4.8, but earthquakes are very rare in this country (unlike america and japan that get them all the time!)

I'm still really tired FROM last night, so i'm running on pro-plus, redbull and caffine at the mo… oh and my nose has got sunburnt FROM being on the beach all day yesterday, but apart FROM that i'm feeling fine!

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19.09.2002 googleygob

Eating: Fish n chips
Drinking: Anything with caffine

Listening: Its just porn mum - Trucks I've noticed recently that my personal life has become a lot less interesting since I got back together with my girlfreind. Suddenly my life is stable… i have no wild scary emotions, and no desire to go out and get pissed all the time.

Its really quite scary because all of a sudden, my lifes boring! theres no thrill of going out on the pull, no dealing with hangovers, and no worries about psyco ex's bothering me!

Despite all this, i really can't complain. Its kinda nice being happy for a change. Although i'm not really sure how long my unrivled bliss is going to last, what with President Bush declaring war on anything that moves. then again, I have a feeling that i'm not the only person on the planet that feels Bush is a trigger happy warmonger. I mean, its obvious! You can just tell that this man is gagging to get involved in a war!

Personally i'm quite happy that we're a long way away FROM america, but at the same time, theres no doubt in my mind that his little lapdog tony blair will follow him everywhere he goes! Even if that becomes another full blown world war! I'm not saying that they should give Saddam the benefit of the doubt, he's an evil son of a c*nt, but surly theres another solution to all out war?

I read today, that the DVLA are to make driving tests harder by introducing a visual awareness test. Basically the person taking the test sits in front of a plasma screen tv and point out the hazards with a mouse. the only thing is, theres only one hazard per clip to identify…

The first thing my driving instructor ever taught me, was that when you drive *everything* is a hazard. Apparently on the demo unveiled recently, the hazard was a woman running down the street. What about the parked cars? The oncoming traffic, overhanging tree's…? Surely it would be better to have one long clip, and get the participant to point out the 10 most dangerous hazards… all i can say is ” thank god i've already passed” If feel sorry for my girlfreind tho cos her test is due soon.

For those of you in the uk, taking your tests, the new style test starts on november 14th this year! Good luck!

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18.09.2002 Eat that bushy boy!

I came across This Article today, and its quite funny. In a theoretical wargame staged by america, their opponent (iraq) seriously kicked their buts using just commercial aircraft and boats! Whats really bad about it is that after their fleets were sunk, they stopped the game, and ” regenerated” the ships, then told the person running the opposing fleet that he wasnt allowed to use those kind of tatics! Not only that, but they continued to bend the rules through the entire simulation!! God help us if America go to war with Iraq, cos i dont think Saddam Hussain is going to just change his tatics because america dont like them! Wow… according to the definitions of ” web designer” if found here I'm not a webdesigner. Since i'm capable of webdesign, database integration, development, usability and a hellova lot more I now come under the ” web jock” category! Lol!

Had a strange night last night… couldnt sleep. I'm not entirly sure why, but my brain just didnt wanna do the sleep thing… All night i was in limbo, somewhere between asleep and awake. Gees, i hate it when that happens! I feel ok today, apart FROM my alergy's are playing up again… snot central here we come!

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17.09.2002 Busy busy busy…

Hullo again… sorry… not much time to blog today… i'm kinda busy right at the moment I can't really say anything of any interest has happened to me today, but i have found a couple of kewl links!

Firstly theres Spamnet Which is a pretty wicked spam filter, it doesnt use ” rules” to filter spam, it uses a Peer to peer network, of users who mark messages as spam. Once its been positively identified as spam its blocked FROM all users computers. Of course, the odd message may get through, but if you mark it as spam yourself, no one else will get it! That means that the more users it has the less spam you get! I've had it on my computer for a few hours and so far only 2 of the 40 spam messages i've had have got through! Try it today!

The second site i found was this brilliant Ozzy Osbourne sound board! - Sit and listen to the cantankerous ozzy screaming a variety of obscenities and his current catchphrase ” shaaaaron” . It made me laugh, but thats probably only because i have a daft sense of humour.

I sat and watched perl harbour last night… man that film is soooo dull! Put it this way… I'm not gonna be watching it again!

Anyway… must dash… busy busy busy!

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16.09.2002 Hmmm…

Eating: Banana…
Drinking: Chocolate Milkshake

Listening: What i go to school for - Busted! Sorry for the absence on friday… got dragged off to deal with something urgent friday night… havent had chance to blog since… what with the active life i lead (not!). In all honesty, i havent touched my computer all weekend. Not because i couldnt, be because i didnt really want to.

I've basically spent most of the weekend being out and about, actually using my body for a change! I never realised before but walking a dog can be really tiring! Saturday and Sunday me and the girlf took the dog up to Hartlebury common. Its all sand and hills so its really tiring… but the dog loved it! She'd go mental tazzing off then running back then running off again! I swear that dog's off its rocker…

I god dragged to Merry Hill again on sunday. I hate going there, it's the only big decent shopping centre near me, and everytime i go there i always end up with a huge headache! I don't know why… i guess it must be because theres always that horrible ambient noise in the background, people muttering and things… and i get stressed because of all the women with buggys that keep cutting me up, or old ladies walking at a snails pace!

I think i prefer shopping in town, because in Worcester theres always a small quiet shop you can hide in, or a quiet back alley you can dodge into, and the air is real… none of this recycled AC crap!

I've just noticed GBlogs is down… wonder whats happening there… any ideas… anyone?

Heres the friday five again! Late as usual!

1. What was/is your favorite subject in school? Why?
Probably either Art or Design Technology… I just loved making things… i always found a way to get to work with the messy stuff… you know, clay, papier mach??, plaster that kinda stuff… paint and pencils bored me!

2. Who was your favorite teacher? Why?
What… i was meant to like them? There was probably only one teacher that i liked, and that was my first form tutor at high school, Mr Clark.

3. What is your favorite memory of school?
Muking around with my mates in my lunch hour!

4. What was your favorite recess game?

Harrasing the prefects!

5. What did you hate most about school?
Having to work, sitting in lessons for long periods of time and homework. Actually, i hated a lot about being in school!

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12.09.2002 I have a troll!

Eating: Hula Hoops Shockas! Yummmy!
Drinking: Chocolate Milkshakes
Listening: Bon Jovi - Living on a prayer! I was reading this girls blog the other day, and she was saying how she has this one person who comes on her site and posts abusive messages and takes the piss… then all of sudden, i get one of my own!

The sad little person doesnt seem to fully understand english, what with him deciding i was illiterate after making one gramatical mistake! Still… i suppose i have no problem with him/her/it hanging around… afterall… i can always DELETE the messages!

Remember i had the service for my car a week or so ago…? Well, while the car was being serviced the people at Regal Gargage they noticed that there was a problem with some of the suspension components on my car! Luckily theyre going to completly REPLACE the parts under my warranty… thats the cool stuff about buying a new car! the extended warranty!

I decided that i was going to splash out a bit this month, so i've asked them to fit me some fog lamps on the car at the same time… can't wait till winter… cos it tends to get really really really foggy near my house, because we live right near a small river thingy!

Yesterday was a bit of an anti climax… everyone was expecting there to be some major terrorist attacks, but there was absolutly jackall! I guess thats a good thing really, but i'm sure that osama bin-lardass and the al-queer network aint finished quite yet! (not that i want anything to happen!).

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10.09.2002 Strangly absent…

I havent seen steph since this morning… its really diconserting….

Its strange for me, because since we got back together we've spent practically every night together… i know i'm gonna sound like a sad ponce, but i really miss her. That brings me on to another point, why is it such a big deal for blokes to be in touch with their emotions and things? Now i'm not saying that all blokes should start breaking down in tears when they see a little kitty dieing in the street, but if a bloke wants to get upset about something, or wants to miss his girlfreind after a day then why the hell is it such a big deal that other blokes feel inclined to take the piss?

I just put my telly on, STAR WARS (the original film) is showing!!! my god the effects are soooo cruddy compared with todays stuff! Still… if it werent for this film, we'd never have seen the amazing scene in attack of the clones where yoda fights with his light sabre!!! God i'm such a sci-fi freak!!! )

I've just found out that they won't be making any more episodes of Farscape!!! i dont believe it! i love that program!!! i'm begging everyone to sign this petition please! You can find out more about saving farscape at the save farscape site! Click Here

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