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24.11.2003 Shock! Horror!

Just noticed this little gem in my referer stats!!!! “stinky little ball of stuff at the back of my throat”

I ask myself. Hmmm why are they lookin on the web for advice? Surely they should be making a run for the supermarket to buy some listerine or something!

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17.11.2003 WTF is up with my blogroll?

Is anyone elses blogroll doing this? mine just says: Tirande
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What the hell is going on?

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17.11.2003 Thats that then…

Yup… another year, another year older. I'm glad to say my birthday went fairly well (Well, better than the birthday when my mother walked out on us). We did have quite an event though earlier in the day due to an argument between stephs sisters causing everyone to get up and leave but besides that, everything was pretty cool. I went to see the Matrix Revolutions film and came to pretty much the same conclusion as all the press reviews: Great effects, but what the hell did it all mean?

I was kinda expecting answers in this film but It just left me more confused. The only thing I can get from the film is that the whole point of “the one” is to act as what was essentially an over the top anti-virus solution for the matrix. Still… It was a good blast and I'll probably buy it on DVD if not just for a chance to try and make further sense of it.

One thing I did notice during the film (which made me chuckle) was that when they're chasing the “train man” off the train they run through a subway station. On the wall of the station (the first one they pass) there is a poster on the wall advertising Tasty Wheat. Those of you who remember the first film will remember that when the crew are sat in the canteen on the nebacannezza and mouse is discussing what the goop that they're interested in tastes like, he says that it reminds him of tasty wheat. I guess its just a little thing to look out for. Nice touch though.

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14.11.2003 Still moist…

Hmmm… its now been at least 7 hours since I finished the box of sugar free cherry Tunes and I'm still shitting through the eye of a needle. Its not at all nice. I'm really quite pissed off about this whole episode to be honest. The box says EXCESSIVE consumtion may cause a laxative effect. I really don't think 1 box could be called excessive, and if it is, surely they should put less in the box!

Fucking hell… I'm seriously considering writing a letter of compaint to the manufacturers, because this is really getting on my tits.

I've been researching how laxatives work and apparently, the type of laxative in these cherry tunes are Osmotic laxatives. Osmotic laxatives work by reducing the amount of water absorbed from the bowel and so increasing the amount of water in your stools. This makes them softer and easier to pass. What this means in real life is that you end up legging it to the toilet every time you want to fart because your body physically cannot contain that amound of liquid inside your bowel.

On another note, I'm now celebrating.

A: Bcause its my birthday on Sunday
B: Bcause I don't have to go back to work until the 24th November
C: I've got all of my xmas shopping done, except for one gift.
D: Did I mention its my birthday on Sunday?

Theres one thing thats kind of made me sad though, and that is the fact that my dad doesnt seem to give two shits about me anymore. Firstly He's gone away to newcastle for the weekend, so I won't see him on my birthday and secondly he doesnt appear to have even gone to the effort of getting me a birthday card.

At 22 I don't expect a present anymore, but I think being my dad and all, he could have at least got me a card. My nan and grandad, auntie and uncle, sisters and mum have all remembered so its kind of a downer that he couldnt be bothered.

Ah well… I'm not gonna let that spoil my fun. I'm gonna go out and get absolutly wankered to celebrate me ageing another (ohhhhh the humanity) year of my life on this planet.

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14.11.2003 Strangely Moist…

Eugh… Woke up this morning feeling like I had a cricket ball jammed in my throat. The niggles been there for a couple of days now but last night while I was sleeping it exploded into what feels like a full on throat infection. great. Anyways, to combat this i bought a packet of cherry tunes which are absolutly yummy flavoured and mentholated as well. Well… they certainly stopped me thinking about the pain in my throat. Unfortunatly, thats cos they've given me the shits. Little did I realise, I bought the sugar free variety and failed to notice the “excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect”.

Ooops. I've spent all afternoon running backwards and forwards to the toilet to let loose my watery load to the ether below. Jesus… My ring stings now.

I hate you sugar free cherry tunes!!!

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12.11.2003 Hotel my arse!

So… my dad reckons that I use the house like a hotel… he kept saying it over and over and over again. Bollocks do I! If I was gonna pay to stay in a hotel I'd be there every night, not just one or two nights a week! Oh and he's moaning that I don't pay enough board (ie rent) and that I help myself to food. Well thats bollocks for starters. I always buy my own food and more often than not I eat at Steph's anyway. So my dad has come to a conclusion: I have to tell him before I'm going to go home. The place where I pay rent to live, I'm no longer allowed to come and go as I please. Only when he says so. What a fucking crock of shit that is.

I'm sorry about my language but I'm pissed off that I have a father that cares more about the bitch he's only known for just over a year than he does for his own son. Selfish fuck.

Anyways onto happier things… the scary searches seem to be reappearing in my stats again.

Just look what people are searching for:

pics of stinky buds - WTF? what are people hoping to find?

male stinky feet - whats wrong with you people?

new sex position - Have I ever written about sex? I think not!

dont give a fuck - Thats nice for you!

list the 10 things that can turn your bloke on - Whaaaaaaat?

anti-fungal cream asda - Thats just disturbing! but why Asda?

buddy holly plane crash pics - Yeah… like your gonna find them here!

And finally… a collection of people that are obsessed with chest hair, sideburns and moustaches!

my mustache
shave off
chest shave

chest shaving
grow a stubble without shaving
how to grow stubble
my sideburns
pics my sideburns

I've decided… you people are all quite clearly mental.

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11.11.2003 Telemadness!

AGhhhhhh!!! Bloody telelphones! We've had a new phone system installed at work today and its confusing the hell out of me. Grrr… not what you need first thing on a tuesday morning! ;o) On another note… I have the big showdown with my dad tonight. We're meeting up for a chat and hopefully he'll explain why he's acting like such a twat of late. He did mention that my mum is taking him to court over the house, so it looks like I'm out on the streets whatever happens. Although I'm sure I'll get somewhere at some point.

I'm not really ready to go out into the real world and get my own place, but I think the way things are going I'm going to have little choice, so it looks like its time for andy to do a bit of growing up.

I really don't understand why marrying someone gives you a right to half of everything they own. I mean, my mum *chose* to leave, surely doing that negates her right to take a share of the house? Speaking of which… my mum is kinda two faced. The other day she sent me a txt message saying if you ever need a place to stay there's always room with me, then she goes and starts proceedings against my dad for the house almost instantly rendering me homeless! Thanks mum!

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10.11.2003 Remembering Pricks…

Bloody hell… what a day I had yesterday. Up at 9am to attend Rememberance Sunday, then back home to the girlfriends house to help her dad remove the old glass fibre insulation from their attic. I don't know if any of you guys have ever worked with glass fibre, but those of you who have will know that its absolutly horrible stuff. Little pointy bits of stuff get stuck in your skin everywhere and make you itch like a flee ridden mongrel… horrible, horrible stuff. Rememberance Sunday is a strange event. Its supposed to be about remembering the dead, yet its a completly Christianised event. All prayers and hymns. I think its completly wrong that it should be conducted as a Christian Service, when it's not just Christians that have died for our country! It's no wonder the armed forces have trouble recruiting people from ethnic minorities when they pay their respects like this!

I find it hard attending these kind of services as they get me all confused about religion. Theres a large portion of me that really doesnt believe in all this religious crap, but at the same time, I had quite a strong christian upbringing (My Nan is a regular church goer and used to take me along when I was younger and I *used* to attend Christain Union meetings out of my own free will). So even though I don't really believe, I feel guilty and sometimes a bit scared about my lack of belief.

I think my lack of belief comes from my interest in other religions. All these religions all have their own belief system, surely they can't all be right.

In all honesty, with all the war and violence going on in this world in the name of God, *I'd* rather not be a part of it at all.

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08.11.2003 Kicked out…?

Hmmm… I think theres a distinct possibility that my time living with my dad may be at an end. Thursday night I came home to find the key in the lock on the inside… On our door that prevents it from being unlocked from the outside. It turns out, my dad had been having a domestic with his bitch of a missus and didnt want me walking in halfway through. OK… that, I understand, but today (saturday) I came home to find them out… and the key still in the door.

Luckily, they'd forgotten to lock the back door, so I've been able to get in, but Its starting to make me wonder if I'm not welcome anymore… I'll keep you posted on that one.

On another note, I'm off out tonight… We're having a bonfire and fireworks party at one of my colleauges houses, so I'll be there doing the customary ooohs and ahhhs. Luckily, I'm driving, so theres no chance of me getting pissed and falling into the bonfire, but I'm gonna take my camera and the wicked 256 Mb memory stick I won a few weeks back on ebay. Should get a few good shots out of the possible 266 Pic maximum.

The old sections of the site should be back up and running soon guys!

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07.11.2003 Its Alive! ALIVE! MWA HA HA HA!

Yup… The new design is up and running. Its completly CSS and XHTML valid at the moment, and you won't see a single table in the source code either. You may have noticed all the sub pages are missing. Well they've all got to be converted to valid CSS and XHTML and bought into the new design. Thats probably gonna take me a good couple of days but I think its going to be worth it in the end.

In the meantime, your just gonna have to put up with the latest blog entries… but don't worry I've got lots of stuff to tell ya… well, as soon as I have a minute or two spare anyway!

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