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14.11.2003 Strangely Moist…
Eugh… Woke up this morning feeling like I had a cricket ball jammed in my throat. The niggles been there for a couple of days now but last night while I was sleeping it exploded into what feels like a full on throat infection. great. Anyways, to combat this i bought a packet of cherry tunes which are absolutly yummy flavoured and mentholated as well. Well… they certainly stopped me thinking about the pain in my throat. Unfortunatly, thats cos they've given me the shits. Little did I realise, I bought the sugar free variety and failed to notice the “excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect”.
Ooops. I've spent all afternoon running backwards and forwards to the toilet to let loose my watery load to the ether below. Jesus… My ring stings now.
I hate you sugar free cherry tunes!!!
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