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15.11.2004 23 Tomorrow
It's my birthday tomorrow. Tomorrow it will be 23 years since my mum went to the loo expecting to take a crap and had my horned head burst out through her ass with the intention of terrorising the world until the end of my days. OK… that's not strictly true. It was a pretty normal birth except for the fact I was 9 1/2 pounds (huge by comparison to modern babies) and I managed to make a mess of the midwife's shoes as I entered the world.
I went to a local art shop yesterday to buy some pics for the new caf? my missus is opening in the new year and while we were there, I came across this brilliant print of Johnny Rotten (Lead singer of the Sex Pistols):
I would just love to have that image blown up and airbrushed in grey scale onto the big green wall in my office. It would look abso-fucking-lutley AMAZING!
I've been thinking lately that perhaps I might have a bit of Vampire in me. Lets look at the facts:
1. I have big fangs. If fact, I have HUGE fangs (top and bottom). I've never known anyone with such naturally large fangs.
2. I like biting people. I also like being bitten (ask the missus she'll tell you!).
3. I have pale skin and avoid sun light almost religiously.
4. I'm a night person.
5. I can turn into a bat (only kidding! - although, it would be cool!).
6. I dress in mostly black most of the time.
7. I have adverse reactions to religious relics (like the pope!)
Perhaps I should consider giving up my day job and becoming a full time blood sucker 
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(I can just see the headlines now - man gives up job as web designer to spend life sucking the blood from young virgins).
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